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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-03-2001, 12:18 AM Thread Starter
 
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The "Fantasy-Jem" from the old forum..

Hehehehhehehehe
I just found a funny thing in the old forum. This is a example of how you should not describe your "Fantasy-JEM" hehehehehehehhe LOL !!!!!


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Stated by Kevan:
"I want a full mahogany body JEM. Bubinga-striped Wizard 2 neck, ToneZone and AirNorton setup with the JPM switch. Stainless steel frets and the Buzz Feiten system installed. Full vine inlay of pure gold. Binding would be made from Liz Hurley's pubic hair. All the hardware would be melted down titanium from the Saturn V rocket, except for the nut, which would be from "Excalibur". Everyone would want/buy that!"
LOL !!!!
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-03-2001, 10:34 AM
 
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The "Fantasy-Jem" from the old forum..

arnt all the males in sweeden drafted into the military?...
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-03-2001, 11:05 AM
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Keep the Jem, I'll take Liz Hurley.
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-03-2001, 11:05 AM Thread Starter
 
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The "Fantasy-Jem" from the old forum..

Nope, not what i have heard of anyways, why would that be ???
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-03-2001, 11:54 AM
 
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The "Fantasy-Jem" from the old forum..

No, it used to be that way, but now there are few that "has to" do it.

I didn't have to do it, and I'm glad for it.

I said that I had tinitus
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-05-2001, 09:43 PM
 
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The "Fantasy-Jem" from the old forum..

Whats that, ? Kevan, A "JPM switch", "Tone Zone, AND an Air Norton"? Woah, frizzle my wiskers, this must be an OOOOOOOOLD forum topic....:sarcasm::sarcasm::sarcasm:

These things do not come from Kevan?????????????????

or is this just a bit of his fine Dry Caustic humor?

:sarcasm:



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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-05-2001, 11:00 PM
 
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The "Fantasy-Jem" from the old forum..

first, Kevan's post was a sarcastic response to the fact that everyone was always pleading to Ibanez for the guitar of their dreams (with the JEM name) *As I recall he posted that after like 4,000th person posted something like this:

If anyone at Ibanez reads this:

I really really want a neck-through JEM with transparent red flamed maple top, 27 frets and red 666 inlays. *Oh yeah, and could you mix some of Steve's blood into the inlays?

Obviously these posts are ridiculous and not to be taken seriously. * *[note the tricky sarcasm]
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-05-2001, 11:41 PM
 
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The "Fantasy-Jem" from the old forum..

First off, you'd have to know the current realationship(lack there of) between Kevan and myself,

second I realize it was sarcasm:sarcasm:, I'm seriously not that thick. (thick yes.....you get the idea)

I do remember this post (have been around here since 97')
and it's origins, I just felt I'd exploit a situation, for some much needed humor in MY life.

Good to see Kevan has people who can defend him, Lord knows he can do it himself.




:read:*Note- This post was meant light heartedly, so before anyone decides to get their back hairs up,
chill out this is(insert cliché here) Cyber Space, not real life so do we really mean anything we say here?,
lets leave this one to the scholars.:read:

, I'm still wondering why I'm defending myself though???
*Shrugs*

:thumbsup:



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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-15-2001, 09:41 PM
 
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The "Fantasy-Jem" from the old forum..

I like that excalibur idea. *Pubes though? *not exactly my style. *not a bad idea altogether, hehe.....uh......bye.
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