Hi! If you would consider selling, I may buy- email me. If you absolutely have your set on destroying it, I would suggest a flaming rip. That's when you get a few vehicles, chain each to a different section of the guitar, light the axe on fire, and then tear it apart, dragging the pieces behind each vehicle for a few miles. Very close to letting UPS have at it, but with flames. Fire is good. So very very good.
* Other suggestions would be: Let it float in the ocean off the Jersey shore, and watch it melt from the toxins in the water there; C4: Combine with a Science Fair: have the kids build rockets, and attach them to the guitar; make a fireworks display out of it on 4th of July; chainsaw (and fire); automatic weapons fest; coat it with 'shroom juice, and let everyone have a lick and stare at the swirl- then sell to me
; ask John Woo what he'd do to it; tie it to Jackie Chan during filming; put a blonde wig on it and invite OJ over; dynamite; paint a pic of the pope on it and send to Sinead O'Connor; coat with blood, several pit bulls; affix a Bin Laddin-seeking missle and camera to it; dart board; paint it purple and name it Smoochie-then send to Robin Williams; front bumper in a demolition derby; sword fight; LAW or similar weapon ala The Jackal (Jack Black scene-lol); VERY tall building; L.A.- wrong colors, wrong place, wrong time; ressurect Wendy O and see what she could do; and finally... send to Brittany, N'Synch, Backstreet, etc and let it die from not REALLY being played. Time for more Thorazine... happy time... Nikki