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post #1 of 53 (permalink) Old 05-24-2017, 08:23 AM Thread Starter
 
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Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

I see our not so gracious new member Ranrick has already gotten himself banned. Did anybody else get some "sweet little love poems" in French in the PMs? It would have been really nice of him to at least use English so I can understand the full meaning of these little love sonnets.

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pour toi me belle conne

Bon là tu vas m'écouter, rentre toi un soukini dans le cul chi le et mange le et apres coupe toi les couilles


Tu devrais voir ta merde

Bon là tu vas m'écouter, rentre toi un soukini dans le cul chi le et mange le et apres coupe toi les couilles



Turkey *******

Bon là tu vas m'écouter, rentre toi un soukini dans le cul chi le et mange le et apres coupe toi les couilles
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

LOL Owner of LNG#6 is on a bender this am. I'd have closed this thread but the exposure is deserved. He PM'd me this...

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Turkey *******
Hey little turkey tu as un petit penis et c'est drôle! x
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

Rest assured he is as fluent in french as he is in english.

Well, I know that



But this is some serious low brow level.

Want a translation ? but you get the gist I guess.
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

Ha, what a nutter. Anyway, whats a "soukini" ?
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post #5 of 53 (permalink) Old 05-24-2017, 08:34 AM Thread Starter
 
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

Well, at least your poem makes more sense than the 3 different PMs he sent me.
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post #6 of 53 (permalink) Old 05-24-2017, 08:35 AM
 
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

Zucchini.

The guy can't spell.

Edit :

I got my own little bundle of joy !

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Originally Posted by Ranrick
Bon là tu vas m'écouter, rentre toi un soukini dans le cul chi le et mange le et apres coupe toi les couilles
Edit 2 :

Translation (I'll try to respect the absence of style and grammar)

Ok now you listen to me, put a soukini (lol) up your arse, sht it ou and eat it up and then cut your balls off.

I'm in awe.
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

I assumed he PM'd everybody because his inbox was full and wouldn't accept a reply.

"Tu devrais voir ta merde plus couvent".
Hey du con je t'emmerde et je chie partout sur toi.

Thankfully he's finally gone and we won't get any more.
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

Yeah, I think a lot received his Zucchini message. LOL. I was surprised he was given the second chance under a new name to be civil.
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

Oh yup... I just logged on and saw these beauties.

"Hey petite couille rentre toi un balon dans le cul et amuse toi pétasse"

"Tu devrais te faire dire p;us souvent que tu es un d-b rempli de marde"

"Hey psycho do you enjoy you new guitar? Bon là tu vas m'écouter, rentre toi un soukini dans le cul chi le et mange le et apres coupe toi les couilles"

lol! What a weirdo.
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

Now I am really disappointed, I thought this three-line "soukini" poem was just for me.
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I'm in. All the cool kids are there!
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

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ohh here we go, i got a gift too...

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Bon là tu vas m'écouter, rentre toi un soukini dans le cul chi le et mange le et apres coupe toi les couilles
which google translates to.....

Quote:
Good there you are going to listen to me, take a sukini in the a** and eat it and after you cut the balls
.....well jeeze

EDIT: ohh it seems i'm late to the party lol
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

He must have had some sort of childhood trauma or college experimentation gone wrong a zuchini... or maybe just a very unhealthy fascination with said vegetable.
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

I got two angry French messages from him.

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Subject: Bon là tu vas m'écouter, rentre toi un soukini dans le cul chi le et mange le et apre
Hey petit penis rentre toi le dans le cul et vas te faire foutre jusqu'a dans l'oeil
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Subject: dans ton oeil
Je tenais vraiment À te dire d'aller te jeter un bas d'un pont
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Re: Did anybody else get a few last wishes from Ranrick?

Oh man, the petit penis message.

Obviously he know I'm a bigger d!ck than that
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