Re: grips ???
Kung Fu Grip:
When you master the styles of Wing Chun, Monkey Style and Tiger Claw you may stop the guitar from rotating around your neck when doing a flying round house kick.
For this one only mastering the Monkey Style is necessary, however you need to be focused very well and hence need advanced meditation lessons before successful use. When you master this you can use the monkey grip for various styles of stage self defense, including but not limited to the defense against "the roadie that paniks", "too long bass solo", "drum stick shot" and "wtf is it with the rythm guitarist" attacks. However the monkey grip should only be used in self defense, as the "POWAH MOJO OF JEM" will strike back against you when used offensively.