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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 02:45 PM Thread Starter
 
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I'm in need of a time machine, can anyone help? I need to fast forward about 6 hrs or so. I just need to get to the point in time where my... NEW JEM .... arrives at my front door. I'm very excited....... time can't move fast enough. Not only is she my...... NEW JEM ( well, new to me, used to someone else, but in mint condition nonetheless )....... she's my FIRST JEM (applause). Only took forever to buy one..... I think I'm infected.... and it feels good!!!

Chris

For the record I now only need to go about 5-1/2 hrs ahead.... I seemed to have killed a 1/2 hr since I started this...... we're getting there.
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 03:08 PM
 
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

Here you go, complete with Flux Capacitor

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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

Here, try this one. It's MUCH more efficient

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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 03:51 PM
 
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

Talk to Satriani...

He apparently has one, and in fact boasts about it.
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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 04:11 PM
 
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

the TARDIS kicks ass, can't wait for tonights new season.

but then again, DeLoreans kick ass too...
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

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the TARDIS kicks ass, can't wait for tonights new season.

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Yeah - no doubt! I've been a ~Whovian~ since I was a kid

But I have practice so I'll miss it

Ah well...I'll catch the replay on Tuesday
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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 04:46 PM
 
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Miss it?!?! a true Whovian would record it on his DVR

and yeah, I watched it when I was a little kid to back on PBS channel 2.
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post #8 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 05:05 PM
 
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Don't forget to put in the crystals.
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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 05:16 PM
 
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

i travel in the old fashion way http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bill_%26_Ted.jpg
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 09:55 PM
 
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

Talk to petrucci, he has one.
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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 10:16 PM
 
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

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Talk to petrucci, he has one.
he can control the sun intensity too.
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 10:20 PM
 
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

lol petrucci uses special metal strings that can withstand the heat of the sun also...
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 09-29-2006, 11:28 PM
 
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Re: I'm in need of a time machine

Petrucci doesn't have a time machine, but he play so fast that he stops time alltogether. He also has a rack processor to control the rotation of the earth, thats how he gets in those 76 hours a day.
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