(Spoken in the voice of John Cleese)
We here at Ibanez Rescue Institute have taken on to us to rescue Ibanez guitars in great peril. The guitars are identified and looked up with against list of endangered and then a plan is concocted to distract its captor long enough to retrieve the Ibanez. In the past old boots where used to the head of the captor but found out via pummeling’s it was best to use green backs, a glint of gold.
Today we have a 1990’s RG550.
This downtrodden Ibanez was once white and was sent to some alley mad doctor to remove it of its outer coating and its voice changed to keep its relatives from believing any story this Ibanez would tell and discrediting any kind of statements made against said captor.
Agent HDS, who should be in an institute and not working for one, has been assigned to this case given location, history of restore and willingness to toss himself into vats of banana pudding. HDS is in need of a maple fret board to test his newest maple cleaning technique which has use of a “in the wild” dirty fret board. Recent HDS tests have shown OMG results to the point it removed even the color given by Mother Nature, makeing albino maple ready for color staining, in which he will write a tutorial for the consortium known as Jemsite.
Update on Agent HDS's assignment will be made tonight.
Now time to boil the cat.