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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-29-2007, 11:29 AM Thread Starter
 
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This is how NOT to build a guitar.

no words..... Item number: 260112583367
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What the **** is that thing supposed to be?

I guess if it doesnt sell just write "Zachary" on it, and Dino will buy it and tell us how great it is.
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Holy crap, that wouldn't even get hung on the wall at the local TGIFriday's



All-Access [to a barf bag] Neck Joint, nice touch.
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Oh dear ...
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I guess if it doesnt sell just write "Zachary" on it, and Dino will buy it and tell us how great it is.
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Holy crap, that wouldn't even get hung on the wall at the local TGIFriday's


That is too funny.
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What the **** is that thing supposed to be?

I guess if it doesnt sell just write "Zachary" on it, and Dino will buy it and tell us how great it is.
Gee, I thought it WAS a Zachary.

But, then I saw the frets were finished too well.
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What the **** is that thing supposed to be?

I guess if it doesnt sell just write "Zachary" on it, and Dino will buy it and tell us how great it is.


We have a "quote of the day" folks
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Re: This is how NOT to build a guitar.

ya fu*ker! what the f*ck is it all about ???????????
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Someone paid **** fees to list this piece of cr4p.
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´´From the creators of: Scallo-p w n e d, comes the ultimate horror piece ever done: P W N E D-Luthier´´
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post #12 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-29-2007, 03:26 PM
 
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That'd be a cool name for a punk band:

"MARTIN BASTARD"
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What the **** is that thing supposed to be?

I guess if it doesnt sell just write "Zachary" on it, and Dino will buy it and tell us how great it is.


+1 and ***** to zach and Dino.....

very funny.
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I love how the title is 1930s Martin, but the second sentence says "Vintage Martin or Washburn" neck. The shipping is more than that thing is worth
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Dayum you guys are ruthless!

Lets not turn EVERY bad guitar thread into a Zachary Guitars bash thread!! There's one for that already (which probably won't last much longer )

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