I'm in! I'll soon be in California, though...
Cool you're coming closer, soon we'll release a dumbpod, a very easy-to-use digital modeller, it won't even have a manual cause these days people never read them.
It'll have only two knobs, stomp on #1 and get Petrucci, Satch, Vai etc tones, #2 will tune your guitar instantly cause tuning is too hard for some.
It'll have a mic in for people who don't know which guitar, effects or amps they want/need, they just have to yell in its mic and it'll reply what they need like - hey dumbpod which guitar should I buy?
The dumbpod will be made of 4 most used woods for people who say woods do matter in electric solidbody guitars and in its box you'll even find rubber fingers with their idols fingerprints, you know for people who say tone is in the fingers.
We'll blow up digital modellers industry!
Soon the dumbpod will be in a GC next to you, run and ask about it to GC smart and so well-informed employees