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08-19-2005 12:08 PM
bammbamm
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Sorry man, but I think you're too thin to be a Viking, you need to build up a layer of insulation.
Pirate, well, you can sail the South Pacific, stay warm, nab hot chicks sunbathing and take over pleasure craft. Hell, see if Captain Morgan is planning on retiring soon...THAT'S a job!
08-18-2005 10:42 PM
red5
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

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Originally Posted by Algiman
Viking pirate - the two are not mutually exclusive!

What he said... why only do one, when you can both?
08-15-2005 01:52 PM
gemm012
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

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Originally Posted by phlame
Viking, but I'm biased as I'm from MN.
Sorry but, as a great man once said, "My two favorite teams are the Packers, and whoevers playing the Viqueens." I forgot who said it but, based on that statement I'd go for a pirate. PACKERS FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galen.
08-11-2005 02:03 PM
Drew
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Pirate, unless you want to change your name to Jay Ratkowskisson.

-D
08-11-2005 12:56 PM
shredmaster
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

pirate
08-11-2005 10:11 AM
jim777
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

I'd say Pirate, but only because I like the ELP song so much. I think the Vikings probably got a LOT more women, too. Of course, if you leave out the Caveman option, who knows what career opportunities you'll miss down the road?
08-11-2005 09:29 AM
ET Guitars
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Yeh, I bet the vikings used to say stuff like the swedish chef on the muppets, "mjork bjork ,chicky chicky, mjork, bjork..."
08-11-2005 09:18 AM
damo7v
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jay ratkowski
A peg leg or hook hand can be a great utility sometimes. The hook can be great in battle and with a wooden leg, you shouldn't have to worry about sinking should you ship go down.
it'd be neat if you could get interchangeable hand accessories.

like, swap it out for an industrial sized bottle opener. be a big hit at parties. swap it out with a flashlight and show people to their seats at movies, etc.

so i'm voting for pirate. plus, pirate dialogue is tres chic. they get to say shiat like "scurvy". i have no idea what vikings say/said.
08-11-2005 09:16 AM
JESTER700
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jay ratkowski
A peg leg or hook hand can be a great utility sometimes. The hook can be great in battle and with a wooden leg, you shouldn't have to worry about sinking should you ship go down.
Yeah, but floating bottom side up doesn't help! You need a wooden skull or something if THAT's the goal.

I say viking, because you have Malmsteen tunes you can play over the ship's CD system. What do you have as a pirate?
08-11-2005 08:59 AM
nickcoumbe
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Pirate, har har.

Think of the buxom serving wenches.

I could be a pirate; I look like Johnny Depp, and I can do the bad Dick Van Dykesque ****erney accent.
08-11-2005 08:52 AM
fettouhi
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jay ratkowski
A peg leg or hook hand can be a great utility sometimes. The hook can be great in battle and with a wooden leg, you shouldn't have to worry about sinking should you ship go down.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Regards

André



08-11-2005 08:01 AM
jay ratkowski
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

A peg leg or hook hand can be a great utility sometimes. The hook can be great in battle and with a wooden leg, you shouldn't have to worry about sinking should you ship go down.
08-11-2005 07:26 AM
ET Guitars
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Viking all the way!!! Theres more rape and pillage guaranteed.

Besides, pirates always seem to have an eye or leg missing, tough gig that one.
08-11-2005 07:24 AM
Distantshore
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

I don't know I've seen recently on a well known Credit Card commercial that many Vikings are now out of work themselves...So I'll have to go with pirate. Besides ask Jonny Depp its the best way to get girls.
08-11-2005 04:05 AM
Algiman
Re: Help with new career path... can't decide.

Viking pirate - the two are not mutually exclusive!
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