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02-13-2007 12:08 AM
TongueShredder
Re: Shred Energy

Mmmmmmm all these delicious food makes me hungry and forget about guitars. Afterall I have this motto, "Live to eat, not eat to live"
02-12-2007 09:38 PM
AmazinAzian12
Re: Shred Energy

Quote:
Originally Posted by Eggy View Post
Some people think that the energy to shred for a whole gig comes from the Sun, the Moon and the tides of the Ocean. This of course is not true.

Real guitar energy is found in the form of the humble sandwich !

You do however need certain elements to be in place before you can obtain your energy fix. For instance if you've just done a shopping trip and your fridge is full then it's perfect. You'll actualy be doing your wife a favour by clearing up some space so she can work




Next all you need to do is think about mix and match. It's a sandwich so remember that Elvis gave us the important lesson that ALL things go together.





Remember,
To obtain the shred energy you need 3 pieces of bread ! Think of the third piece as that picking hand reaching onto the fretboard to give you that extra little bit.



And then you are ready to draw the energy into your hands by pushing the sandwich into your mouth as fast as possible, freeing up more time to practice that wierd Dorian run you heard last night.



Ben
Hah. Awesome idea. got to do that sometime. In the words of dane cook
Peanut butter and jelly, ruffles, and a crystal light. Because its delicious and nutricious.
02-12-2007 11:50 AM
321.George
Re: Shred Energy

To catalyze the energy release i recomend toasting the bread and melting the cheese
02-12-2007 11:06 AM
andy7jem
Re: Shred Energy

I am somewhat concerned about the colour of your glass of coca-cola there Ben I hope it hasn't been spiked!!

Although.......i suppose it ends up that colour eventually!!!!

And I gotta try me one of these 3-breaded sarnies
02-12-2007 10:56 AM
Demiurge
Re: Shred Energy

Quality sandwich: lots of cheese and meat... although I'm a bit cold on white bread- just my pref, but I like heartier breads.
02-12-2007 10:28 AM
King Knall
Re: Shred Energy

Mmm, Laughing Cow.
02-12-2007 10:06 AM
Jemwielder
Re: Shred Energy

contents of my fridge: Eggs, 2 beers, some pasta sauce, hotdogs from the cold war era.... That's about it lol
02-12-2007 10:03 AM
mi2tom
Re: Shred Energy

Great advice! I wish my refrigerator is like yours Mine is empty all the time, anyway drinking plenty of water helps too
02-12-2007 08:56 AM
crevis
Re: Shred Energy

Or you could just scull a couple of red bulls.

I think I might try the 3 pieces of bread next time.
02-12-2007 08:39 AM
GilkyBear
Re: Shred Energy

Top notch Ben! We call that a "Dagwood", named after a comic strip charachter from the comic "Blondie" who was a master of this craft you have perfected. And, DAMN, does that look good!!
02-12-2007 08:00 AM
Eggy
Shred Energy

Some people think that the energy to shred for a whole gig comes from the Sun, the Moon and the tides of the Ocean. This of course is not true.

Real guitar energy is found in the form of the humble sandwich !

You do however need certain elements to be in place before you can obtain your energy fix. For instance if you've just done a shopping trip and your fridge is full then it's perfect. You'll actualy be doing your wife a favour by clearing up some space so she can work




Next all you need to do is think about mix and match. It's a sandwich so remember that Elvis gave us the important lesson that ALL things go together.





Remember,
To obtain the shred energy you need 3 pieces of bread ! Think of the third piece as that picking hand reaching onto the fretboard to give you that extra little bit.



And then you are ready to draw the energy into your hands by pushing the sandwich into your mouth as fast as possible, freeing up more time to practice that wierd Dorian run you heard last night.



Ben

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