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Eggy 02-12-2007 08:00 AM

Shred Energy
 
Some people think that the energy to shred for a whole gig comes from the Sun, the Moon and the tides of the Ocean. This of course is not true.

Real guitar energy is found in the form of the humble sandwich !

You do however need certain elements to be in place before you can obtain your energy fix. For instance if you've just done a shopping trip and your fridge is full then it's perfect. You'll actualy be doing your wife a favour by clearing up some space so she can work ;)

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6499/sarny002zy1.jpg


Next all you need to do is think about mix and match. It's a sandwich so remember that Elvis gave us the important lesson that ALL things go together.

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/5055/sarny001gl2.jpg



Remember,
To obtain the shred energy you need 3 pieces of bread ! Think of the third piece as that picking hand reaching onto the fretboard to give you that extra little bit.

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9863/sarny003ei4.jpg

And then you are ready to draw the energy into your hands by pushing the sandwich into your mouth as fast as possible, freeing up more time to practice that wierd Dorian run you heard last night.

;)

Ben

GilkyBear 02-12-2007 08:39 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
Top notch Ben! We call that a "Dagwood", named after a comic strip charachter from the comic "Blondie" who was a master of this craft you have perfected. And, DAMN, does that look good!!

crevis 02-12-2007 08:56 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
Or you could just scull a couple of red bulls.

I think I might try the 3 pieces of bread next time.

mi2tom 02-12-2007 10:03 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
Great advice! I wish my refrigerator is like yours ;) Mine is empty all the time, anyway drinking plenty of water helps too

Jemwielder 02-12-2007 10:06 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
contents of my fridge: Eggs, 2 beers, some pasta sauce, hotdogs from the cold war era.... That's about it lol

King Knall 02-12-2007 10:28 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
Mmm, Laughing Cow. :)

Demiurge 02-12-2007 10:56 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
Quality sandwich: lots of cheese and meat... although I'm a bit cold on white bread- just my pref, but I like heartier breads.

andy7jem 02-12-2007 11:06 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
I am somewhat concerned about the colour of your glass of coca-cola there Ben 8O I hope it hasn't been spiked!! 8O

Although.......i suppose it ends up that colour eventually!!!! :lol:

And I gotta try me one of these 3-breaded sarnies :D

321.George 02-12-2007 11:50 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
To catalyze the energy release i recomend toasting the bread and melting the cheese :p

AmazinAzian12 02-12-2007 09:38 PM

Re: Shred Energy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eggy (Post 609875)
Some people think that the energy to shred for a whole gig comes from the Sun, the Moon and the tides of the Ocean. This of course is not true.

Real guitar energy is found in the form of the humble sandwich !

You do however need certain elements to be in place before you can obtain your energy fix. For instance if you've just done a shopping trip and your fridge is full then it's perfect. You'll actualy be doing your wife a favour by clearing up some space so she can work ;)

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6499/sarny002zy1.jpg


Next all you need to do is think about mix and match. It's a sandwich so remember that Elvis gave us the important lesson that ALL things go together.

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/5055/sarny001gl2.jpg



Remember,
To obtain the shred energy you need 3 pieces of bread ! Think of the third piece as that picking hand reaching onto the fretboard to give you that extra little bit.

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9863/sarny003ei4.jpg

And then you are ready to draw the energy into your hands by pushing the sandwich into your mouth as fast as possible, freeing up more time to practice that wierd Dorian run you heard last night.

;)

Ben

Hah. Awesome idea. got to do that sometime. In the words of dane cook
Peanut butter and jelly, ruffles, and a crystal light. Because its delicious and nutricious. 8)

TongueShredder 02-13-2007 12:08 AM

Re: Shred Energy
 
Mmmmmmm all these delicious food makes me hungry and forget about guitars. Afterall I have this motto, "Live to eat, not eat to live"


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