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Here's a bad joke to get everyones weekend started

Three notes walk into a bar:

a C, an E-flat and a G.

The bartender says he doesn't serve minors.

So the E-flat leaves and the C and G have a fifth between them...
 

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*starts to explain joke*

*realizes any explanation would render the joke hopelessly un-funny*

*stops*

myself, I'm partial to the one about using the circle of 5ths as a compositional tool - whiskey, rum, gin, tequilla, and vodka. ;)
 

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hahahaha i like it! can i hijack and ask this to be a musical joke thread?
why didnt coldplay cross the road?
cos they only wanted to get to the middle
 

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I think my favorite musical/musician joke it

Q: What's the difference between Harriet Tubman and Scott Weiland?

A: Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.
 

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elcid said:
Here's a bad joke to get everyones weekend started

Three notes walk into a bar:

a C, an E-flat and a G.

The bartender says he doesn't serve minors.

So the E-flat leaves and the C and G have a fifth between them...
Stupid notes! E-flat G and C doesn't make a minor! They should teach the bartender some theory...
 

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Drew said:
*starts to explain joke*

*realizes any explanation would render the joke hopelessly un-funny*

*stops*

myself, I'm partial to the one about using the circle of 5ths as a compositional tool - whiskey, rum, gin, tequilla, and vodka. ;)
Now this I understand.

Isn't that the method W.A.S.P. used to write "Blind in Texas"?
 
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