Beef with Smut

I was watching my daily Rx of free internet porn, and I thought,THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT REALLY PEEV ME ABOUT SOME PORN.

1.When the camera zooms to the guys' face before the money shot

2.When the guy tells you how fine the girl is and how her bizoinkizoink feels

3.When off-camera crew "ooh" and "ahh" at the action

4.When the camera has to view the guys' rear business to show penetration from beneath

5.When the girl is performing oral and she can't take past the head

6.MMF 3'somes period. gotta show too much hairy guy butt to see any penetration

Those are some of mine, anyone else? And yes I know it's a pointless thread and bla bla bla, just post if you have something to add please, thanks