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jim777 said:
Punchline: the Aristocrats! (the joke itself is waaaay to dirty for telling)
Isn't that the one where loads of people read it and it has something to do with South Park? I can't recall it off the top of my head.
 

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here's mine
Lulu was a prostitute.
One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took
them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and s*ck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted
 

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mi2tom said:
here's mine
Lulu was a prostitute.
One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took
them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and s*ck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted
:lol:

Regards

André
 

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mi2tom said:
here's mine
Lulu was a prostitute.
One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took
them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and s*ck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted
PMSL

Two smackheads turn up with tools in hand, at a contruction site one day for a job.
One is beckoned into the office for his interview and once inside he his approached by the gaffer who says "to determine whether you get the job, all i want to know is the name of the four disciples"
Smackhead1 " thats easy.........MAtthew, Mark, Luke and John" he replied.
Gaffer " you have the job, well done.....now send your mate in"

He leaves the office and says to his mate "that was easy, all he wants to know is the name of the four disciples"
"four disciples?" his mate replied slightly confused.
"the four disciples.........Matthew, Mark,lu..." he cuts himself short "come here ill write it on your spade, then when your are in there and he asks you the question, turn your spade around, read the answer and tell him"
The smackhead2 agreed and went into office.

The gaffer approached him the same way as his mate has said:
"all i want from you to determine whether you have the job, is the name of the four disciples"
Smackhead2 swiftly turned his spade around so he could see his mates writing and replied:
"Matthew, Mark, SPEAR and JACKSON"
 
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