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Let's talk about JEMS baby,
Let's talk about Joe and Steve
Let's talk about all the tunings and the tail piece
And BABY, Let's talk about JEMS!

10 points to the first person who guesses what song I have ripped off there!
 

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My Jemaling, My Jemaling
I want to play with my jemaling

When sca-a-ling, it's really smooth
Blues Rocknroll, or funky groove

My jemaling my jemaling
I want to play my jemaling
 

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my turn. this is probably a harder one. I'll be damned if anyone gets it.

jemsite - hear my white jem scream
jemsite - rock the seven seas
jemsite - it'll be mine soon, alright
jemsite - join my band tonight


Of course I did a hack job - this is why I can't write lyrics!!!!
 

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Nordhauser said:
I know this song, I just can't put my finger on the name! ;)
I had the same thing with master of puppets. the line "are stretching your strings" is what gave it to me, i finally realised that if I replace stretching with pulling, it's a line from MOP.

If anyone's going to get it, you're one of my first guesses as to who would. Hint: it's a very good but less popular (/underrated) song from a band most of us know :)
 

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as i walk through the shop in the valley of jem
I take a look at my samick and realise it's so ****
coz i've been playing the peavy rage so long that
even my guitar teacher says that i'm wrong

but i have never dissed a brand that didn't deserve it
they make em in korea, now even in china
you better watch how your playing, and what your saying
or you and your posting will be lying in chalk!

now i really hate to whine, about the floyd rose
but i'd rather see my mum in a playboy pose
cause im the kind of gee that don't use whammy
i learn a power chord a night and dream of being in the spotlight

Chorus

Been spending most of my time
looking for a gui-tar on jemsite
Been spending most of my time
looking for a gui-tar on jemsite

Tell me why do we, give our money
To the rip off store, they call evilbay,
 

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Is this a real Jem? Or is it just fantasy?
A buyer's dilemma, to escape Jem reality.

But he opened my eyes, I looked up to Steve Vai and see...
I'm just a poor boy, I have no big money

Jems are easy come, easy go,
Buyer's high, sellers low :(
Anywhere the deal goes, doesn't really matter to me...

Mama, just stole a Jem,
put a crowbar through the safe,
ran from the pawn shop now I'm dead...
Mama, the solo has just begun,
But now I'm going to blow it anyway....

Mama, oo oo oo...
To make that whammy scream,
If I'm not back in time for Vai tomorrow,
Solo on, solo on...
vocals don't really matter....

I see a sillhouetto a guitar in a window,
Gotta have, gotta have,
Will you take this my credit card?

White and gold like lightning,
Very very fright'ning see...

Monkeygrippy Monkeygrippy
Monkeygrippy let me go...

Beelzebub, for the Jemsite will decide for me, for me.. for MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 

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I don’t know what I been playin’ on but it’s
Not enough to Juice me up
I need more than just Strats to play
I need everything Ibanez can give me
Come on Jemsite close your eyes let go
This can be everything we’ve dreamed
It’s not Vai, that makes it a Jem no
Let your fingers do the work for you

Cause something reached out and touched me
Now Jems are all I want..

Chorus:
I want the best of all Jems
Jemsite and I know what they're worth
We can have have the best of all Jems some
777 Heaven right here on earth

A bit too obvious I think. ;)
 
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