Yeah today at work i burnt my left hand straight from he kettle at work. it hurt. 
hahaha, I just laughed soo hard...Amatuers, jk. Back in highschool I once shaved off 2 fingertips from my left hand with a chefs knife while parting a whole chicken in culinary arts. Needless to say, it "delayed" my guitar playing for a while, which is just agony on top of agony as yall well know.
Few weeks later I was good as new, till I did it again at home. At least it was only one finger that time, geeze.
Today, beacause I am so smart, I pulled a porcelin plate out of a 350 degree oven with my hand. Clever clever... Right hand thankfully, hammer-ons and pull-offs can supplement. ;P